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Severe Behavior Problems

February 27, 2021 by simonandrea@msn.com 4 Comments

During a Book Event via Zoom for my novel-in-stories, Floating in the Neversink, one of the attendees asked me to recall the worst thing that happened professionally.

What could I answer? Should I mention the rejection letter I received from a writing contest addressed to Miss Wilson, wondering if the real Miss Wilson received my acceptance? Should I mention my first agent, a top-tier professional representing the finest authors, who retired two weeks after signing me? Should I point to my completed manuscript about a female photographer whose son was kidnapped, which I submitted for representation just when Oprah’s first book club selection had an identical theme? Should I mention the three times soldier was misspelled in the first edition of my historical novel Esfir Is Alive?

No, I knew what it would be. I excused myself, ran to my bookshelf, and took out a copy of Floating on the Neversink and held it in front of the computer’s camera.

“Here is my book,” I said. “See the familiar cover?”

The attendees nodded with quizzical expressions. Then I opened it to the inside title page and raised it toward the camera. It said, Severe Behavior Problems: A Functional Communication Training Approach. I didn’t turn to the copyright date of 1990, thirty years before, but flipped through the pages, revealing numerous graphs, charts, questionnaires, and other indices of aberrant behavior. My attendees continued to shrug and form muted questions with their lips.

With the book in hand, I said, “When I received my first carton of fifty author books, there were eleven copies like this, with the correct book jacket but this totally different inside book.”

Ever open to the prophetic nature of irony, I thought it strange that my story of dysfunctional family life would be unknowingly replaced by studies of severe behavior problems, but immediately appreciated the shock value I would have at moments like these. This was a perfect visual aid. I didn’t need a graph to prove it.

Andrea Simon is a writer and photographer who lives in New York City. Her published work includes: a memoir/history, Bashert: A Granddaughter’s Holocaust Quest, now in a paperback edition; an award-winning historical novel, Esfir Is Alive; and her recent novel-in-stories, Floating in the Neversink, the winner of the 2020 New York Indie Author Project. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing from the City College of New York where she has taught introductory writing and creative writing. Website: www.andreasimon.net

Filed Under: Andrea Simon, StoryCraft: Writers Write About Writing

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  1. Patricia Barry says

    March 8, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    Great essay on the publisher/printer’s mistake inserting the wrong book into the cover for Floating in the Neversink. Engagingly told, with a sense of irony and some humor, given the “severe behavior problems” subject of the mistaken substitution!

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  2. Katherine Kirkpatrick says

    March 8, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    What a story!!! That really was a nightmare that you received the wrong book inside the cover for your own book. The print-on-demand book industry still has a few quirks to work out.

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  3. penelope laitin says

    March 8, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    Wow. Amazing!! Glad to c this became a good story!!!

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  4. Arline says

    March 8, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    This is a wonderful literary version of lemonade, a comical drink squeezed out of absurdities.
    Thank you Andy. I loved the refreshment!

    Reply

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